(from S.U.M.O. -- briliant book!)
Life can become quite interesting when you look at things from a new angle. I came across this piece recently. I hope you enjoy it. It is titled: 'The George Carlin Theory'.*
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends... I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it? Death. I mean, what's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you move to an old people's home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and then you go to work. You work for fourty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You have fun, party plenty, then you get ready for senior schools. Then you go to junior school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
*The American comedian George Carlin did not write this piece and the actual author remains unknown.
"spend last nine months floating... and finish off as an orgasm" sounds like a really amazing journey ^^ How can we forget the feeling though we've all been through the process..
shumei 於 September 3, 2006 12:11 AM 回應
"spend last nine months floating..." - we've been thru this, but"and finish off as an orgasm" - it was not 'we' who went thru this... :-P
shuanshuan 於 September 6, 2006 09:30 PM 回應